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Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Say Hello To First Place

I have just returned from a ill-advised trip to Mexico and what do I see? The Cubbies in first place.

Matt Murton scored on a wild pitch in the bottom of the 9th to send the Cubs to the top of the Central Division with a 5-4 win over the Phighting Phils. The Mets beat the Brewers 8-5 and now the lovable ones are percentage points ahead of the Beer Makers.

How did they do it? Well, first of all, ever since Sweet Lou went Loco on June 2nd, the Cubs have been the best team in baseball. Also, they've been playing like a team and have received unlikely contributions from Jacque Jones, Murton, Ronny Cedeno, Jason Marquis and a bunch of other nobodies.

Murton went 2-4 with a RBI, Rich Hill didn't pitch great but knocked in a run, Cedeno had an RBI, Jones had an RBI and most importantly, The Cubs Won.

For the first time since April 12, 2006 the Cubs are in first place. Enjoy it Baby because they are there to stay.

AC 00 00 00--It's gonna happen

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

What can you say...

about the Cubbies. After tonight's 7-1 win over the Redbirds, the Lovable ones now sit just two games behind Milwaukee in the N.L. Central and an astounding .5 game behind the Padres for the Wild Card. Wow, who woulda thunk it? Me, for one, but I am the ultimate optimist.

Where to begin, Jacque Jones, who I once said was the worst Cub ever, continued his hot streak by going 2-4 with an RBI and a spectacular catch in the first inning that robbed Poo-Holes of extra bases.

The rest of the team followed Jones lead by turning four, yes four, double plays. Cliff Floyd not only didn't get hurt, he even knocked in a couple of runs with a double off of the wall. Mighty Mike Fontenot chipped in with two RBI and the coolest Cub, Fonzie, fell a Homer shy of the cycle.

Theodore Roosevelt Lilly won his seventh consecutive decision, what a signing he was. Kudos Mr. Hendry. Lilly is now 11-4 with an ERA under 3.40 and WHIP under 1.09.

Watch out Brewers, watch out Padres, watch out every team in the league. THE CUBS ARE COMING.

AC000000...IT"S GONNA HAPPEN

Next Year

The result of a Colts/Patriots AFC Championship Game would be the same as last year. The Colts would win a close game and advance to and then win the Super Bowl. Why? Not because of Peyton Manning and Co., because the Patriots will never have the chemistry that they once had or that the Colts have now.

The Pats have brought in expensive free agents with tons of talent, but no rings. Randy Moss is a great player when he wants to be, but who knows when that will be. Maybe Bill Belichick can get through to him but who knows? It doesn't matter because Marvin Harrison is still the best, most consistent receiver in the league.

Wes Welker is a good slot receiver but the Colts drafted Anthony Gonzalez in the first round to replace Brandon Stokely in the slot. A-Gon is a better, faster version of Welker. Donte Stallworth, when healthy is explosive. Reggie Wayne is always healthy and more explosive.

How about running backs? Lawerence Maroney was nicked up last year but was impressive, Joseph Addai split carries with Dominic Rhodes last year but eventually literally took the ball and ran with it. Addai is poised for a breakout season, watch out.

As for the defense, the Pats have been and always will be better but who sealed the victory for the Colts in last season's AFC Championship? Cornerback Marlin Jackson. The same Marlin Jackson who, along with Kelvin Hayden(he of the INT return for a TD in the Super Bowl)will replace Jason David and Nick Harper. Bob Sanders should be healthy all year and we all saw what a difference he made during the playoffs.

As for chemistry, not only have the Pats brought in a bunch of new faces, one of the old ones is threatening to sit out until Week 10. Asante Samuel, the best player in their secondary, wants to get paid and won't play until he sees the $$$. Dwight Freeney was in the same kind of contract dispute but showed up to mini-camp and never said a word about, now he is the highest paid defensive player in NFL history.

The Colts lost Dominic Rhodes, Cato June, Montae Reagor, Nick Harper, Jason David and Tarik Glenn. Addai should take over for Rhodes with ease, Freddy Keaiho is a better tackler than June, Quin Pitcock and a full season from Booger McFarland should compensate for the loss of Reagor, Jackson and Hayden are better than Harper and David, and Tony Ugoh and Charlie Johnson, who dominated Alex Brown in the Super Bowl, are expected to try the fill the mighty big shoes of Glenn.

The Pats are good but the Colts are great and they have that winning taste in their mouth. Oh, and they have that funny guy from Saturday Night Live and all those commercials. I hear he has a laser-rocket arm.

Being a Cubs Fan

Before 2007, being a Cubs fan was like being a loser in high school. You would constantly see your peers having fun and making friends while you sat alone in the lunchroom. Not all alone, however. You still had two buddies that you could relate to but eventually they outgrew you.

The Boston Red Sox
In 2004, when your one and only friend who knew what you were going through not only managed to find a date for the prom, he even managed to score it was like having him move away. Now you had nobody to relate to, to grieve with, or no shoulder to cry on. You were left with that fat, ugly kid that nobody liked because he was smelly and mean. But still, he had no friends and definitely had no date to the prom.

The Chicago White Sox
2005 rolls along and all of sudden, the fat, smelly, mean kid has dropped a few pounds, learned of deodorant and developed a somewhat friendly demeanor. He has a date to the prom and also scores. This is a low point for the loser. He is all alone and unmatched in his futility. Not to mention, you live on the same block as his family and you are forced to endure their jeers as they celebrate their kids conquest.

The St. Louis Cardinals
2006 finds you all alone and the only joy you get is teasing the dumb kid in class. Sure he has had his share of dates and even gotten lucky but that was a long time ago. Nobody has been nice to him in years but all of sudden, for no discernible reason, he is the prom king. Nobody knows how he won or why, but they accept it and even celebrate it.

The Chicago Cubs
2007, all your pimples are cleared up, you have a new teacher named Sweet Lou who is a little crazy at times but teaches valuable lessons, and you have a shot at the hottest girl in school. Lots of things go wrong to start the year but thanks to your new teacher, you now know how to overcome and continue in stride. The prom is still a ways off but your chances of getting a date look better each day. Who knows how it will wind up, but one thing is for sure: If you can score on prom night, even God herself will hear your joyous screams.

Lou Piniella kicks dirt on the umpire and the curse

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

The Turning Point

I was forced to listen to the game on WGN radio (thanks again MLB.tv) so I can't tell you much about the game other than our beloved Cubbies eeked out a 4-3 victory over the hated Cards and Ron Santo is the funniest Cubs announcer since the Great Harry Carey.

Ryan Dempster notched his 17th save by getting Albert Poo-Holes to ground out with a runner on in the 9th. Big Z picked up his N.L. leading 13th win despite, according to Santo, "not looking good".

Unfortunately, both the Brew Crew and the Fathers won so the Lovable Ones didn't gain any ground. The Cubs remain 3 games behind the Brewers in the N.L. Central and just 1.5 games out of the Wild Card.

The Cubs are now 30-15 since June 2, the day of Sweet Lou's infamous meltdown, and have the best record in baseball since that day (Detroit is second at 28-16). The Cubbies were 7.5 out of the Central lead and a full 9 games out of the wildcard on the day Sweet Lou went loco. Can you say turning point in the season?

Sunday, July 22, 2007